This is not a drill (or an April Fool) or at least we don't think it is. The folk behind the Breaking Bad cocktail bar are intending to launch a naked dining experience in London. There is SO much wrong with this, we barely know how to write it, but just in case this in any way sounds like something you might be interested, here's what you need to know...
It's a free-from environment - no phones, electric lights, or clothes
Everything is intended to be au naturel - the food will be cooked on a wood-flame gril and served on handmade clay crockery with edible cutlery
You don't have to look at other strangers' dangly bits as you dine - the tables are going to be "creatively partitioned with bamboo and wicker"
Be wary of splinters in awkward places - all the furniture is wooden - hewn with an axe (see picture)
If you fancy dining in the nude, get in line - The Bunyadi pop up experience only has a capacity of forty-two and there's already a waiting list of over 4,200 people
We just spoke to organiser Seb Lyall and he admits to being gobsmacked at the response to the restaurant. It's been covered all over the world and - at the time of this upate 25,000 were on the waiting list. "I am amazed," he told Hot Dinners. "This shows that people want to experience this. People want to be comfortable in their own physical skin. People don't want to be objectified. Makes my job more challenging as expectations are high but then people who have come to our projects know we deliver."